This is random shiz me and my friends thought of. Oh and quotes from our quotebook

Some quotes from friends and me:

Itachi-san,Itachi-san,Itachi-san,Itachi-san,Itachi-san,hey Itachi-san! Weasel-san,Weasel-san Weasel-san, Weasel-san,Weasel-san
"I'm part one-sixteenth lamp, part one-twentieth... DUCK."

"THE SHEIKAH ALWAYS GET THEIR SUGAR!"

"We are goin' on a safari, see the lions from my Ferrarri, hope we do not get the malari, it's safari time!"

"Hey Eevee, is grape jelly a color?"

"Hey Eevee, Veggie, do you think peanut butter is a color?"

"You always have sugar!"

"Drop my hand, you little shit!" -Vegas acting like Dei-Dei-Kun

"Romantic shit like that bores me."

"You know, everyday I get up and think, What the hell am I gonna break today."

"Today I'm going to conquer the world!! ...Or at least the cookie jar."

"D-death by bombing?" "DEATH BY SUFFOCATION!"

"What are you doing?" "We're using the Force!" - Vegan, Me, and Cam in the middle of a game of dodgeball

"SUGAR RUSH IS ON A SUGAR RUSH!!"

"Hannah likes her chocolate like she likes her men... White without nuts." -
Vegas talking about her twin

"I'M NOT AFRAID TO SACRIFICE YOU TO JASHIN-SAMA WITH A SPORK!" -Vegas, who is a Jashinist

"Tobi has the mind of a five-year old but he read Icha Icha Paradise." "So, Tobi's mind is going through puberty." -Me and the Veggie (aka Vegas)

"Why do I have such weird friends?" Me

Breaking news! In 2009 the government will start killing all of the mentally ill people. I started crying because I thought of you, Run little buddy run!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.